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I-Is LJ reminding me of my own birthday? Multiple times? For every single RP account I have? Really? Is it because otherwise, I wouldn't remember? I mean, it's not like I've been doing a countdown for the past two weeks or anything... (two days!)

Anyway, I don't have THAT much of interest to say right now... a little bit, but not enough to fill up an entire entry, so... here, have a meme instead.

1. Go to Google and type, "You know you're from (your city or state) when...." (hit "I'm feeling lucky")
2. Cut and paste the list.
3. Bold the items that apply to you.

* You think Central Park is "nature."

* You're paying $1,200 for a studio the size of a walk-in closet and you think it's a "steal."

* You've been to New Jersey twice and got hopelessly lost both times.

* You pay more each month to park your car than most people in the U.S. pay in rent.

* You go to dinner at 9 and head out to the clubs when most Americans are heading to bed.

* You have 27 different menus next to your telephone.

* Going to Brooklyn is considered a "road trip."

* America west of the Hudson is still theoretical to you.

* You're suspicious of strangers who are actually nice to you.

* You take a taxi to get to your health club to exercise.

* Your idea of personal space is no one actually standing on your toes.

* $50 worth of groceries fit in one paper bag.

* Your doorman is Russian, your grocer is Korean, your deli man is Israeli, your building super is Italian, your laundry guy is Chinese, your favorite bartender is Irish, your favorite diner owner is Greek, the watch seller on your corner is Senegalese, your last cabbie was Pakistani, your newsstand guy is Indian and your favorite falafel guy is Egyptian.

* You say "the city" and expect everyone to know that it means Manhattan.

* You secretly envy cabbies for their driving skills.

* You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building.

* You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park at 3:30 on the Friday before a long weekend, but can't find Wisconsin on a map.

* Hookers and the homeless are invisible.

* The subway makes sense.

* The subway should never be called anything prissy, like the Metro.

* You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual.

* You think $7.00 to cross a bridge is a fair price.

* You've considered stabbing someone just for saying "The Big Apple."
* Your door has more than three locks.

* You go to a hockey game for the fighting. In the stands. To participate.

* Your favorite movie has DeNiro in it.

* The most frequently used part of your car is the horn.

* You consider eye contact an act of overt aggression.

* You call an 8' x 10' plot of patchy grass a yard. You complain about having to mow it.

* You are a skee-ball juggernaut.

* You consider Westchester "Upstate."

* You cried the day Mayor Ed Koch took over for Judge Wapner.

* You run when you see a flashing "Do Not Walk" sign at the intersection.
 
 

Date: 2010-07-26 02:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chromatic-coma.livejournal.com
Who in their right mind doesn't run at the flashing hand sign? Seriously?!

Happy almost Birthday!

Date: 2010-07-28 02:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arthoniel.livejournal.com
Exactly. I mean, unless you're planning on just straight-up jay walking, why wait for the light? XD

skldfjkds Thank you~

Date: 2010-07-28 11:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chromatic-coma.livejournal.com
Waiting? What is this waiting you speak of?!

Amended:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EMMA!

Date: 2010-07-28 05:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arthoniel.livejournal.com
It's awful. I had to do it on a class trip once... it's where you stand there until the sign flashes on the guy who's white and does lunges! XD

slkdjfldkj THANK YOU!! You make me all warm and fuzzy inside~

Date: 2010-07-28 05:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chromatic-coma.livejournal.com
...There's a guy doing lunges on the traffic light? You mean... when the cars coming at you are actually stopped?! Oh... my... GOD.

GOOD. YOU ARE SO TOTALLY WORTH IT. TO-TA-LLLLLLLLLLLLLLY~

Date: 2010-07-29 04:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arthoniel.livejournal.com
I know, right? It's MIND BLOWING. IT BLOWS YOUR MIND.

And... lksjfd THANK YOU SO MUCH, HON. That really does mean a lot to me~
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Date: 2010-07-29 10:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chromatic-coma.livejournal.com
MY MIND HAS BEEN BLOWN

Good~ <3

Date: 2010-07-27 04:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] garoben.livejournal.com
Where I grew up, when I was a kid, my "backyard" was about 4 miles by 4 miles give or take. It was in front of my house BUT WHATEVS, IT COUNTS. There was a big foothill, some neat big rock formations, and a nice little stream. :D Also lots and lots of sagebrush and cheetgrass. Fucking cheetgrass.

Date: 2010-07-27 04:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] garoben.livejournal.com
Also: Subways... *sobs of envy.* In Boise. BOISE. Biggest city till like Portland on the coast... which is like 300 miles. We. Have. BUSES. They don't run past 7:00 pm and not on weekends. al;jasdl;fkjasdl;fkjld FML.

Date: 2010-07-27 04:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] garoben.livejournal.com
Also it was a BIG DEAL when I moved to Boise and I could order pizza. Hahahahaha.

Date: 2010-07-28 02:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arthoniel.livejournal.com
OH MY... DAMN.

Right. That settles it. At some point in the near soon, you are going to come to New York, and you are going to see what things should be like. *New York snobbery is a go! XD*

Date: 2010-07-28 10:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] garoben.livejournal.com
Ok, but only if you come here and I can show you what air is supposed to taste like. And stars. STARS.

Date: 2010-07-29 04:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arthoniel.livejournal.com
Sure, I have no problem with that, but... what would we do?

Date: 2010-07-29 05:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] garoben.livejournal.com
Normal stuff? Float the river, go to Merrit's, bum around downtown, go hiking, bike the greenbelt, etc etc.

Date: 2010-08-04 02:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arthoniel.livejournal.com
Alright...

...Not gonna lie, I'm sure where you live is wonderful, but I think I like my City the most. XD

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