I'll Try Defying Gravity

I could've made an LJ post about how awesome I am that I read all seven Harry Potter books in roughly as many days.

I could've made an LJ post along the same vein about how I found so much Harry Potter-related stuff in my room from when I was younger, and how I realized that I was, in fact, a Good Kid. Because, without even realizing it, I was a total nerd back then too.

I could've made an LJ post about how super special mega foxy awesome hot Robert Downey Jr. is, and how there really is just no look he can't pull off. I might've then mentioned how I finally saw Tropic Thunder the other day, and fansqueed over blond, blue-eyed RDJ with an Australian accent.

I could've made an LJ post about how we're getting Snowpocalypse Part II up here in New York, and how I've never known it to snow so much in one winter. Or, if I have, it was a while ago, and I don't really remember it. While discussing that, I might've mentioned that I'm glad that the NYC snow plows are actually doing their job this time around... because the plows are constantly scraping the street beneath my window. But at least this time around people won't die because cars can't get places due to snow.

I could've made an LJ post about the tragedy in Arizona this weekend and how, when I first heard about it, I ran to the internet, trying to find out what's going on... and when I saw the details, before I the sadness, shock, and horror could set in, my first thought was "Oh thank god, it's not too many people. It's not like a place got bombed again." and how that thought then disturbed the crap out of me.

I could've made an LJ post that would've been similar to the previous one, but with a different tone as it discussed Jon Stewart's response to what happened in Arizona, and how he's really an incredible writer and speaker at times.

I could've made an LJ post about the flooding in Brisbane, and how scary somelthing like that is, and how I hope everyone's okay.

I could've posted about any of those things. But I didn't. Why not?

Because THIS has taken over my brain. And it is amazing. If you are a guy, or have ever heard guys going off about how difficult it is to remove women's clothing, or are a girl, then it is worth a look. It won't take but 5 seconds of your time! And it'll make your day that much brighter~

Jon Stewart. J-Stew. Stew-beef.

You are my personal hero. I can't even put into words just how incredible you are. You are everything I want to be as a comedian- funny, but with a point. With a message and a viewpoint to give and share with the rest of us. You're more than just a funnyman- you're a real artist. That's why so many people love you and why you actually have such a voice and influence. Why you're a major pundit rather than just some guy with a talk show on late night television. It's what makes you so unique, and incredible, and why you are absolutely one of my top role models.

Just sayin'.

In other, but related, news... I just watched last night's (Tuesday night's) Daily Show. For the second time today. It's extraordinary. It doesn't matter whether or not you follow politics or the news or whatever you want, go watch it. That, along with his impersonation of Glenn Beck, shows just how brilliant he is. No, seriously, go do it. I can wait.

...Wasn't it awesome? And totally and completely worth it?

It's because Jon Stewart is one of the most amazing people alive and you cannot convince me otherwise.